Sideline 'Ho' – Mel Afoa

It takes a while for a cheat to become caught,

And in some unfortunate cases, the cheat is never caught.

Those who find out quickly,

Do something about it quickly.

Those who finally grasp the unfortunate situation later on,

When whipped to the core,

Take their time, since they're in torment,

And they're lost.

They always diss the sideline 'ho',

Putting the blame all on her,

The worst words offered in the English language,

as well as those foreign,

Her other names.

They're always feeling sorry for the main chick,

The main girlfriend,

Thinking she's the only victim in this,

The one suffering,

Her used tissues scattering the bed,

Texts and calls asking how she's holding up,

Boxes full of chocolates and fairy floss,

Delivered to her door.

They always diss the sideline 'ho',

Putting the blame all on her,

The worst words offered in the English language,

as well as those foreign,

Her other names.

People mostly blame the sideline 'ho',

Thinking she's who caused the disruption of a 'loving relationship',

The one who opened the door to a closed room,

And moved in.

It is only after the blame is put on that girl,

That most girls finally think of him,

The one they were upset with in the first place,

The other one in the mess,

The one who cheated.

They always diss the sideline 'ho',

Putting the blame all on her,

The worst words offered in the English language,

as well as those foreign,

Her other names.

There are really a bunch of sideline 'ho' chicks,

Roaming the Earth.

It is hard to spot the difference these days,

In this generation.

There are girls out there who'll happily take a taken man,

Knowingly.

There are girls out there who'll do anything to bag a taken man,

Even if it means ruining his relationship with another girl,

Who is likely to be genuine and sophisticated than her.

Guys think with their biggest tool,

Located under their V-lines.

They always diss the sideline 'ho',

Putting the blame all on her,

The worst words offered in the English language,

as well as those foreign,

Her other names.

It is indeed a fact that in most cheating cases,

The girl he cheated with was fed the same information,

The same bullshit that he was feeding his main girl.

Ironic how most sideline 'ho' chicks don't even know,

They're on the sideline.

So before you draw your conclusions,

That the girl your boyfriend was ravishing behind your back,

Ruined your relationship,

Think again.

Your boyfriend obviously didn't think you were all he needed,

And so he looked elsewhere.

Don't blame it all on her,

Unless she admitted it too with a smug,

Because you'll be a laughing stock,

And he'll be the one with the last laugh.

Do your research,

And make sure she really is a sideline ho.

There's a good chance she's just like you.

Just another chick on his sideline.