Wipe That Bitch Away – Mel Afoa

Take this plain napkin my loving ladybug,
The one I brought 'specially for today.
See that arrogant smirk on your heavenly features?
Yeah, wipe that bitch away.

The presence of such a smile isn't needed,

For I feel happy regardless of what you think,
Thinking I was unaware of your infidelity,
Honey sugar, I found out in a blink.

Your discreet ways were anything but,

Especially since the evidence was all out,
Used condoms in the trash, unknown shirts stuffed in my closet,
Definitely had no doubt.

Should've realised from the get-go of your ways,

The biggest sign was the hickey marks I never gave,
Thirteen months after our marriage, love was lost,
At least someone gave you some, what a save.

So take this plain napkin my quiet and yet cheating wife,

The one I brought 'specially for today.
See that sultry smirk on your heavenly features?
Please wipe that damn bitch away.

Most couples are lucky their love walls fall not,

Trust, hope and commitment act as the glue.
Love builds, love fails, it's just the process of life,
Guess I got unlucky with you.

The only thing I don't understand, and I'll never get,

Is why you did not open up to me.
Should've told me you needed out,
And I would've let you out long ago with glee.

The memories of walking in on you naked,

With a man who was not I wrapped in your embrace,
Was the waking up moment of the century,
I take my leave with the utmost grace.

Now take this plain napkin, woman,

The one I brought 'especially for today.
See that faltering smirk on your features?
Fucking wipe that bitch away.