I'M OFFICIALLY BACK!

AYYYEEEEEEE!
OHHHHH!
AYEEEEEEEEE!


(Sounded waaaaaaay better in my head..)


Hello all!
I am officially back!
It's been over a year since I've posted anything on this blog, and as much as I'd love to make excuses as to why such a crime has been committed...I can't. I fucked up. I was lazy.
However, times change and people change (I really live by this quote, fam). Things are changing. The clock is running out. Life is too short (No I am not dying any time soon...at least I hope I'm not...) to not do the things you want to do. Drink tequila in the Bahamas! Have a threesome! Go sky-diving! It's time to change your way of living.
I recently lost one of my favourite people in the world: my handsome Grandpa. I've met and lived with him a few special times, so I consider myself blessed and fortunate to have even known him. He was my everything, and still is, and my main inspiration as to why I'm currently back from my hiatus. If there was one thing grandpa taught me, it was to cut the bullshit and get shit done. That was how he would've put it, in those exact words lol. I'm 23, and currently working as a waitress doing crazy ass hours, with unlimited bills under my name and a body I should be sporting in my nightmares, not reality. Don't even get me started on my bills. I can win the lotto for a million dollars and STILL be in debt (perks of living in Australia, ya'll, you basically pay your way to live smh). I'm not at all happy with my current situation, but I haven't done anything to fix it. I joined a gym for one day. LOL. Gosh, I'm going to hell for making my trainer believe he was going to get paid for training another fat customer.
I need to change, ya'll. I need to change. If there was always one thing I lacked, it was motivation. I have the worst motivation in the world. It's sad to say this, but ever since grandpa's passing, I've found myself more motivated than before. I think it was he who encouraged me to stop fucking around and get my life together. Stop thinking the world will come to me on a silver platter. Mum isn't always here to do my shit for me.


Alas, I have finally decided to come back into the literature world. It's time to stop procrastinating and time to show the world that I have an interest and talent for writing. I can't wait for ya'll to see what I've been writing lately. Yes, there will be a lot of sex. I write erotica after all! So, stay tuned and get with it.
Mel Afoa is back and better than ever.
Well...sort of.
I kinda gained 20kg since I last wrote, so I'm working on the 'better' part.






REST IN PEACE, GRANDPA.
I LOVE YOU.